Africa jokes

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

"Among Us" tea water.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?

A water gun.

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.