What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
