Afraid jokes
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.