Afraid jokes
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.