Affect jokes

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

I like CHEESE!

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

I love friends.

I love my family.

I love not much.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

I love games.

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone loves orphans, other than their parents of course.