Aed jokes
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.