Aed jokes

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.