Aed jokes
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.