Aed jokes

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.