Aed jokes
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.