Aed jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."