Aed jokes
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.