Aed jokes
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
My sis a fat cow.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.