Adventure

Adventure jokes

Marijuana

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

    Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

    Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

    Pokemon

    • POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

    To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

    Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

    Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

    Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

    Poke him on!

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    • Adventure memes

    Tent

    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.

    Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"

    "Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."

    "What else, Watson?"

    "It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."

    "What Else, Watson?"

    "What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"

    "Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"

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    • Dora

    • Kids- it's time for Dora.

    Kids- YAY!

    Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

    Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

    Kids- Where's Dora?

    Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

    Kids- Poor Dora.

    Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

    Swiper - AH MAN!!

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    • Store

    • I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

    I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

    Batman

    • Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

    The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

    In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

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    • Food

    • I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

    Climber

    • What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

    Man, you are really on edge.

    Orphan

    • *P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

    Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

    Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

    Teacher: “Why?”

    Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

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