Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
That camping trip was in-tents
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
