Adventure jokes

I found Nemo.

He was tasty.

"Most Deadly Sport"

Playing chicken with a train!

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

Why do people want to jump off buildings?

Because they want to become Superman.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?

Everywhere.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!