What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
What's yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers
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Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
get off of here kids
What is the definition of auto masturbation? Fellatio
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack ? not much difference
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
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Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom
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When a kid says "I'm a pedophile" it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport
