Adult Jokes

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Stephanie

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport

Anonymous
in Heterosexual

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen

John

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged

Anonymous

my life

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Anonymous

A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him I’m not gay

Anonymous

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies

Anonymous

BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality

The funny guy

What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady

Answer: you can unscrew a lightbulb but you can’t unscrew a lady

Anonymous

there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft

Kayotic

How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick

Poor bleach on it

DON KEYCOK

your mum

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM´s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por…

Anonymous

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn’t have a pen to write with.

Anonymous
in Glory Hole

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Mike pennie

What’s yellow and smells of Marge ??? Homer Simpson fingers

Anonymous
in Democrat

Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him

Anonymous
in Catholic

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