At school, Little Johnnyβs classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so itβs very easy to blackmail them by saying, βI know the whole truth.β Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnnyβs mother greets him at home, and he tells her, βI know the whole truth.β His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, βJust donβt tell your father.β Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, βI know the whole truth.β The father promptly hands him $40 and says, βPlease donβt say a word to your mother.β Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, βI know the whole truth.β The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, βThen come give your Daddy a great big hug!β
Adult Jokes
What has two left legs 𦡠but canβt walk? An airport
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer? there is sperm on the screen
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
my life
A boy was following me for 8 years even in to the stall I finally told him Iβm not gay
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality
Whatβs the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady
Answer: you can unscrew a lightbulb but you canβt unscrew a lady
there was once a jenie with a 10 foot weenie and he showed it to the neighbores next door they thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake now its only 6.4ft
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
your mum
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DMΒ΄s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Porβ¦
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didnβt have a pen to write with.
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Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him
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