Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Adult Jokes
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
