Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
What is the definition of auto masturbation? Fellatio
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphan Because the joke needs parental guidance
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack ? not much difference
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell? put $ 25 00 under the handicapped stall before you put dick under the handicapped stall 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😁 😁 😁😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
