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A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"

Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"

šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ šŸ™Œ šŸ˜® šŸ«¢ šŸ¤” šŸ’­ šŸ’” šŸ¤£ šŸ˜„ šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜€ šŸ˜Š šŸ˜ šŸ’˜ šŸ•³ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 šŸ’ø šŸ˜

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best šŸ‘ šŸ™Œ šŸ‘šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ’Ŗ šŸ’Ŗ šŸ„° šŸ˜Š šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜„ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ’– ā¤ļø šŸ’– ā£ļø šŸ’• šŸ’˜

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated šŸ‘ šŸ™Œ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ¤” šŸ’­ šŸ’” šŸ«¢ šŸ˜² šŸ˜­ šŸ˜  šŸ˜” šŸ¤¬

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women? The National Organization For Women have more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy

If two feminazis are carpet munchers which one in the lesbian relationship cooks? They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy šŸ˜‹ šŸ¤Ŗ šŸ˜Œ šŸ˜ šŸ˜œ šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ šŸ† šŸ„‡ šŸ’­ šŸ¤” šŸ˜® šŸ˜ šŸ˜Š šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜„ šŸ‘Œ šŸ˜ šŸ„° ā˜ŗļø

Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china

Why did the Puerto Rican American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡µšŸ‡· that was a gay male šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡µšŸ‡· that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡µšŸ‡· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡µšŸ‡· Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø šŸ‡µšŸ‡·

šŸ˜“ šŸ›Œ ā°ļø āœ‹ļø If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it šŸ• šŸ—½

šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸŖ™ šŸ’¶ šŸ’¶ šŸ’ø šŸ’¶ šŸ’° šŸ’° šŸ’° šŸ’° šŸ’° šŸ’°šŸ’° šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ˜ šŸ˜āœŒļøāœŒļø šŸŒ­ šŸŒ šŸ•³ šŸ‘Ø šŸ‘Ø What does the initials GOP stand for? šŸ‘¬ Gay man On Penis

šŸ· šŸ“ŗ What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are āœļø white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ˜˜ šŸ˜˜ šŸ˜Š šŸ˜Š šŸ’° šŸ’° šŸ’ø šŸ’ø

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers? Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom