Adoption jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Tyler
I'm adopted :[
Your momma!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.