Adoption jokes
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Tyler
I'm adopted :[
Your momma!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?