Adoption jokes
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
The F in orphan stands for family.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
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I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Ur mom.