Adoption

Adoption jokes

Dad

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

Redhead

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Ball

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

Orphan

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

Orphanage

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Human

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Kid

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.