Adoption jokes
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
dik.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Tyler
I'm adopted :[
Your momma!
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.