Adoption jokes
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
dik.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Tyler
I'm adopted :[
Your momma!
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.