Adoption jokes
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
The F in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.