Adoption jokes
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
dik.
You are.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.