Adoption jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
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My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.