Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Kid

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Center

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

Wheelchair

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Dad

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

Sibling

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Browser

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Mom

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

Car

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Dad

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.