Adoption Jokes

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What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Should be good night and walk walk home.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

You are.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

I didn't put my kids up for adoption.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

What do orphans play on Roblox?

Adopt Me.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)