Adoption jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
You're adopted.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
You are.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!