I fucked ur girl
I adopted u now say goodbye you missed your spanish lesson...
why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
How come Christmas π is one time? Because it is so nice
What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad
These are not funny those that are Adopted feel hurt by these! You shall feel ashamed of yourself! Take the L! - Losers
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale!! I mean if the owners donβt want it anymore what makes you think I want it
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―π³
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
You are adopted
No cap No one loves you
Bye
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating
Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
You doing to suffer the wrath of Gru
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy