Adoption jokes
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
You are.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
dik.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.