Adoption

Adoption Jokes

When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯😳

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.

Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy