Adoption jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
dik.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!