Adoption jokes
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
You're adopted.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.