Achievement

Achievement Jokes

Math

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

Pound

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Question

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Country

    What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

    America.

    Covid

    The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

    Funeral

    I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

    Book

    Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

    It's about time!

    Comment

    Guys, put more comments in.

    We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.