Achievement jokes

Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.

Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

Someday you'll go far.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was out-standing.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

I scored.

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.