Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
My father always used to say:
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Until the accident.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
