Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Accident Jokes
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
