What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
Pedophiles smell good.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.