Abuse jokes
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.