Absence jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
So true
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
I did a good job of being home from school.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!