Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Absence Jokes
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Dad?
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
