Absence jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.