Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
