Absence jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.