Absence jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.