Absence jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Fatherless jokes.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.