What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Absence Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
