Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
