Absence jokes
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
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What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.