Absence jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Memes
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!