Absence jokes
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."