Absence jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Dad?
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?