Absence jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Memes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Dad?
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."