Absence jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Dad?