Absence jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Memes
So true
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."