Absence jokes
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."