An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
