Absence jokes
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.