What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Absence Jokes
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
The "f" in orphan is for family.
