Absence jokes
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."