Absence jokes
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."