Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Absence Jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
