Absence jokes
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.