Absence jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.