Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Gun

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Condom

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Sex

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Orphan

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

China

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Method

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

People

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Clinic

Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Woman

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Man

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Rape

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

Fetus

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

Child

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.