My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!