Worst Jokes Ever
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.