Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Worst Jokes Ever
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
