Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.