Worst Jokes Ever
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.