How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Dj croos joke
Violence against women is funny :)
Why is jupiter so big because it works out
Why is Mars red and not orange because it would be to bright
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
Purple
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
Im looking for the bartender
Person named Bart:
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
