Worst Jokes Ever
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Gamemaster10
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.