Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Random couple after their first night:

Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?

Wife: ☠️

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.