Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.