What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
