Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell legalise and programme correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! šŸ˜® You could say they dialled that correctly

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.

The doctor said I have until 230 to live. Thatā€™s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time itā€™s 230.

Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But thereā€™s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do

I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

I like Christmas. Itā€™s the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleā€™s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay šŸ˜