Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell legalise and programme correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! š® You could say they dialled that correctly
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over there blocks? 9/11.
what do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Like if your gay
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. Thatās like 20 years from he I said looks at the time itās 230.
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But thereās no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
I like Christmas. Itās the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleās homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay š
worst joke ever me and my user.
I made a website for orphans sadly it doesn't have a home button
Kobe Bryant aināt flying that well anymore.