Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
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What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
