Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.