Worst Jokes Ever
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
BLM.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.