Worst Jokes Ever
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.