Use the roast I put of flat earth
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Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest. Father less
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
IM SOOOO SAD (I have depression btw)
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
what is a orphans favoret game? soletare
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Freddy Bonnie cheka foxy and balloon boy fnaf
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
