Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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    • People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

    In a white van.

    A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

    How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

    Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

    Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

    Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

    You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

    I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

    "Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

    The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

    I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

    I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."