Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.