Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

They need a parent signature.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.