Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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  • They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

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  • What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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  • Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

    Leather armor is made of hide.

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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