Worst Jokes Ever
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Cameron and Pav.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.