Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Eat my butt.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Nickelback.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Yourself.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.