Worst Jokes Ever
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Cameron and Pav.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.