Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
👌neck
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Joke: Me.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?