Worst Jokes Ever
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.