Worst Jokes Ever
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Beau is gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.