Worst Jokes Ever
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.