Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
There are more than two genders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Looks like he never charged up fully.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Weedle will make you high.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."